Probably NSFW Hilarity

I was browsing my RSS feeds and Filmdrunk had this video. I nearly wet myself laughing.



If I ever caught my dog doing this, I'd just very very quietly leave the room, the last thing I'd think of doing is grabbing a video camera.

A Break From Poker Stuff

I'm sure a good chunk of you don't care about poker, so here's a random image from my funny images folder. Wish I could remember the source.

A Brief Break In Radio Silence

LOL. Although you probably won't get it if you're under a certain age.

Best Tweet I've Seen Today

Not what I expected to see when I popped open Twitter this evening...

Don't Forget To Bring A Drink Too

Found on 2+2. The first two responses are so unfunny.

I Laughed

Great Table Name

Saw this posted on 2+2 the other day and it made me laugh.

It took me a second or two because I only looked at the name of the table, not the designation (fast), once I put the two together I laughed.

What A Drag

This commercial used to make me laugh, but it's not as funny when it happens in real life on your carpet...



I still laugh when I see the commercial though.

Easter Present

RedLetterMedia's review of STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES is finally up. Given how awesome his review of PHANTOM MENACE was, this shouldn't be missed.

Unreleased and hilarious Japanese Final Fight Intro

Holy Engrish.

"Kill The Phonies..."

Probably one of the best things I've seen on SOUTH PARK in a looooong time...

This happening in real life is probably the only way I'd force myself to watch that "reality" crap. Seriously, these jokers are famous for no reason whatsoever. (In the 21st century the keys to fame are being an obnoxious idiot that somehow weasels your way in front of cameras on a reality show, and it's getting worse all the time.)

VIDEO: Kardashians killed on SOUTH PARK

100% True

This image is so incredibly true.

click to enlarge

Found here

I'm particularly annoyed by unskippable trailers, lengthy FBI warnings not to pirate the disc I've already bought, and ads telling me how wonderful Blu-ray is when I'm watching the goddamn Blu-ray on my Blu-ray player.

But Can It Knock A Door Down?

Every so often I skim the subject lines of the spam in my various Gmail accounts*, this one really stood out.

Click to enlarge. (Pun not intended, but made anyway.)

What are some of your favorite amusing spam subject lines?

* I've got three Gmail accounts...
1) The main one listed on the sidebar. Site mails and most personal correspondence.
2) A "serious" one that's just my first initial and last name, which I use for things like banking, Amazon, etc. The spam mail above came to this one, which is why I blocked out the address.
3) A junk address that I use for some website registrations and when I enter contests online. Basically one that catches all the junk mail that comes with those sorts of things.

Some Typical Chat Box Irony

It was incredibly hard to not respond and point out the irony of this guy's statement in the chat box. Really, he shouldn't be casting aspersions on other people's intelligence when he can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". I could've provided an example, like: "You're a gigantic fish who is going to lose all of your money."

But I didn't bother. I generally don't do any chatting while playing, and think it's a bad idea to tap on the tank. I didn't even play any hands against the guy, and he left a few hands after that. Then again, I'm glad whenever anybody at the table takes most or all of an arrogant jerk's stack away. (Oddly enough, the chatbox trash talkers are usually the weakest players.)

The Paul Gilbert Approach To Dealing With Hecklers

This short clip made me laugh. There's an f-bomb dropped in it, so those of you who still have jobs may not want to watch it at work.

As a guitar nerd I've been a Paul Gilbert fan for over twenty years. I don't think in all that time that I've ever heard him swear before.

Two Pictures That Will Be Photoshopped Like Crazy

Both of these were within a few posts of one another in my Google Reader feeds, and I immediately knew they were going to wind up being Photoshopped into dirty pictures. Let the race begin!

This Is Just A Test

Testing out Blogger's new "jump break" functionality. So click "read more" to see the rest of this post. (People reading this in an RSS reader should see the entire post without doing anything.)

Edit: It doesn't seem to work with the template that I'm using. So, I'm removing the "cut" and enjoy the picture.)

Uh, No.

A hilariously incorrect prediction from the past...

Oh, if they only knew.

I Love Stuff Like This

This Is Brilliant

Found this via Stuff Unemployed People Like.