NIght Of The Living Card Dead

I just spent about an hour mashing the "fold" button. After about fifty hands, I decided I'd be losing less money just watching TV or whatever. I played exactly two hands (aside from check/folding the blinds once or twice.) Aside from two hands, I didn't get *ANY* playable cards.

These stats are hilarious.

Compared to the mega-fish's stats just above mine, I'm a gigantic nit at that table. I've voluntarily put money into the pot (VP) 4% compared to his 73% (Anything over 40% is generally somebody giving their money away. 73% is playing ANY two cards. 20-25% is pretty optimal, provided your pre-flop raises are close.)

My PF, the percentage of times that I'm raising with my cards, is a measly 2%, since one out of the two hands that I played I raised. That was with pocket Kings. I practically leaped out my chair when I got those after thirtysomething hands like Jack two offsuit. (The other hand I played was a pair of eights, which I would've raised, but I had a raiser acting in front of me.)

Normally my VP/PF is about 25/23. The rest of the stats are pretty much non-existent for this table, since I didn't play any hands.

I looked at my stats as I sat out before leaving the table, and decided to snap a screenshot. I figured two or three of you might find it slightly amusing.